Welcome to Her Royal Madness — a gothic fantasy shop built by a real artist, real chaos goblin, and full-time maker obsessed with strange beautiful things.
Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s barely holding it together but still kind of iconic? You. Obviously.
Introducing Mirror, Mirror, Go Fix Yourself — a printable deck of unhinged daily affirmations for the delightfully delusional, the emotionally unavailable, and the spiritually chaotic. Designed for mirror-taping, mood-setting, and ego-boosting (or roasting).
Perfect for your bathroom, laptop, vision board, or that place on the fridge where your hope used to be.
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🧠 What You Get:
• ✅ 1 High-Res PDF with 20 printable sass cards (5x7 in or square — both included)
• ✅ Includes bonus mobile wallpapers for on-the-go delulu energy
• ✅ Printable instruction card with mirror-safe sass delivery method
• ✅ All files are instant downloads — no waiting, no shipping, no life coaching required
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💅 Sample Affirmations:
• “I attract abundance. And emotionally unavailable men. Let’s fix half of that.”
• “Today I will not spiral. At least not until after lunch.”
• “My potential is limitless. My patience? Not so much.”
• “I deserve the world. And also a nap.”
• “Delulu is the solulu. Let’s ride.”
• “I’m not avoiding responsibility. I’m manifesting from a distance.”
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🎯 Use Them For:
• Daily affirmations (with side-eye)
• Mental health breaks that feel like memes
• Hilarious gifts for friends who get it
• Creating viral content — TikToks, Reels, or just selfies with sass
