Funny Dating Resume Template Bundle: Breakup Cards, Red Flag Bingo (Instant Download)

💔 Emotionally Unavailable: The Dating Résumé Bundle
Tired of traditional romance? Prefer your healing half-baked and your communication flaky?
Welcome to “Emotionally Unavailable”
but everyone relates to.
— the satirical dating résumé bundle no one asked for
This printable + digital bundle includes everything you need to declare your red flags with style
— from breakup business cards to red flag bingo, and even lock screen reminders that you’re
still emotionally out of office.
🧾 What’s Included:
✅ Dating Résumé Template (Fillable PDF) – Professionally unprofessional
✅ Breakup Business Cards (6 designs) – Snarky send-offs for your situationships
✅ Red Flag Bingo Sheet – Because dysfunction loves company
✅ Ghosting Report Form – File your emotional losses with flair
✅ Block List Tracker – Therapeutic AND petty
✅ 4 Phone Lock Screen Wallpapers – Bold, brutal truths in your pocket
✅ Printable Anti-Planner Cover + Bonus Pages – For avoiding accountability in style
🎯 Perfect for:
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Therapy-avoidant besties
Bachelorette party bundles
Breakup gift bags
Your “Hot Mess Era”
Etsy/TikTok humor junkies
People with more red flags than IKEA
💡 How to Use:
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Print from home or use digitally
Share your résumé on social
Add cards to gifts, journals, or your ex’s windshield (kidding… kinda)
Instantly downloadable — zero commitment required