Cursed Housewife Club: Pretty in Peril Coloring Book

Cursed Housewife Club: Pretty in Peril is a subversive coloring book for the glamorously unhinged. Step into a surreal domestic dreamscape where lipstick-stained martinis clash with haunted Tupperware, and vintage curls can’t hide the chaos beneath. This isn’t your grandmother’s kitchen—unless she summoned demons while baking casseroles.

Each page features a twisted take on classic mid-century housewife aesthetics—think corsets, cauldrons, and chore wheels from hell. Perfect for coloring outside the lines (and maybe summoning something while you’re at it), Pretty in Peril is for anyone who's ever looked at a pie crust and thought, “I could weaponize this.”

Join the club. The pearls are fake, but the peril is real.