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Calm at 30,000 Feet: A Broke Girl’s Guide to Flying Without Freaking Out
Calm at 30,000 Feet: A Broke Girl’s Guide to Flying Without Freaking Out
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Breathe in. Breathe out. We got you.
This isn’t your average guide — it’s survival gear for your brain at 30,000 feet.
Calm at 30,000 Feet is a quick, printable digital guide for anxious flyers, emotional escape artists, and anyone who needs a little help getting through turbulence (physical or mental). Whether you're terrified of takeoff or just need a plan to not spiral in row 14B, this kit delivers sass, science, and soothing structure.
💾 Which guide is right for you?:
QUICK GUIDE:
✔️1 page survival guide (PDF)
FULL TOOLKIT BUNDLE:
✔️ Quick Guide+
✔️Pre & Post Flight Checklists
✔️QR Bonus Sheets
✔️Printable Cover Page
DELUXE CALM KIT:
✔️Quick Guide + Full Toolkit Bundle +
✔️ A printable Flight Anxiety Tracker
✔️ Your personal Emergency Calm Plan
✔️ 4x Wallet-Sized Mantra Cards
✔️ A lock screen wallpaper reminder (because yes, your phone is your therapist now)
✔️ Bonus QR sheet with extras (you’re gonna love it)
No apps. No subscriptions. Just print, prep, and fly like the emotionally unstable champion you are.
🧠 Perfect for:
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First-time flyers
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Nervous travelers
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People with panic disorder or anxiety
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Anyone who needs a plan to feel safe on a plane
📎 Delivery:
Instant digital download — PDF format. No physical product will be shipped.
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